I Scream for the Ice Cream I’m about to Steal

I’m a good person. I have to convince myself of that everyday, but I know deep down in that cold heart of mine lies some sense of decency.

That being said, I have created my master plan to extract goods from the ice cream truck that lives in my neighborhood.

Yes. I said it. There’s an ice cream truck that’s always parked two steps away from my front door.


I already have an Ocean’s 11 plan to steal the ice cream, but I’m starting to think that I should just Inception the guy so he’ll give me the truck….


BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(For those of you who are late to the party, that was the Inception noise)

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