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They have Dr. Pepper ZERO here! I’ve never heard of such a thing before! This country is officially the place to be. Dr. Pepper with ZERO CALORIES!?!?!?! I’d drink that shit everyday! That bitch would be my Holy Grail; my life Elixir; my titty milk from God. If I had that in my daily life, well, let’s cut to the chase… FUCK WATER! My only regret is that I didn’t buy it while I was there ;-(
Yes, I was too broke to buy a soda on my last day in Scotland. But if I knew they had such heavenly things I would have spent all my money on this rather than other stupid things people call necessities... who needs food? I mean REALLY?
My mother and I have a weird relationship. Seeing as we never discuss aloud the whole “you have a gay son thing,” it’s interesting to see us subtly talk about hot people in Scotland. I was looking around today and I said to myself “There are so many hot people over here. It’s ridiculous.” At least I thought I said it to myself… A few seconds pass and I hear my mother say “This country is very attractive.” I know my mother is not a lesbian, so that means she was talking about guys and I KNOW she knows I wasn’t talking about girls…
My mother and I just checked out guys together. I don't know how I feel about this yet.
I keep trying to find people to bitch slap over here but everyone’s so goddamn nice! Everyone apologizes and is courteous, it makes me confused. I’m always trying to punch every other person I see back home. Fucking Scotland and you’re awesome people. Stop trying to make me feel at home!
Ok, I think I’ve been seeing the same hot guy around town the last few days. We keep bumping into each other randomly whether I’m at a bar, shopping or even going to my cousin’s graduation. And he was wearing a kilt today which was TOTALLY hot. I think it’s a sign!
Look at me. Who thought you'd see the day I'd be chasing skirts?
So I find that everyone here dresses well. I mean EVERYONE, EVERYDAY. This leads to my problem: can’t tell who’s gay and who’s straight. For the most part in the states, the gay man dresses a bit better than the straight ones and have their own mannerisms. Here, everyone dresses fresh to death and are all polite. How am I supposed to weed out the ones for me? So there goes my dreams of a foreign affair…
And my aunt loves Twilight. And she’s describing it right now. I want to kill myself...
We’re doing everything wrong. America is wrong. Everything they do here is so efficient. From travel to the workings of a household, everything seems simpler, cost efficient and just damn easier. So it’s official. We failed. But we’re also too stubborn to see it.
First night in Edinburgh and the nightlife is crazy awesome! I needed to get out of our cramped flat so I went out by myself to check out the local hotspots. I walked around to see about 20 clubs and bars in a two mile radius. Each one of them infinitely better than anything we have in America. You know how some clubs try to have that awesome, indie European feel to them? Well now I was living the real thing and believe me: ACCEPT NO IMMITATIONS!
Oh! And something cool about over here: no covers anywhere! It was sick. And the price for drinks was so much better over here, with better quality/quantity of the drinks. It’s so worth every ounce of drunken pleasure.
The first bar I went to was the Jazz Bar. The place was great. It had this great little jazz club vibe, with full bar and large crowd dancing away in a tiny space. Very intimate. And the band I stayed for can kick any of our American mainstream band’s ass! They played the standard guitar, drums, bass setup, but then there were some surprises like flute and tuba players. We need to step up our game when it comes to music, because while we think we’re talented, 60 % of our bands that get radio play are not even good enough to be considered a local band over here.
The next place I went to was called GRV (Green Room Venue). This place looked like the most tricked out basement I’ve ever been in. There was a neon multi-lighted bar, awesome murals on the wall and the ceiling was covered in the prettiest strings lights I’ve ever seen. I watched some sick break dance competitions, went down stairs to this crazy techno room, and chilled in the lounge with some of the locals. It makes me want to open my own GRV in the US. I would make a killing.
Now to stop being shy and make some friends! It sucks being in these awesome venues and not having anyone to enjoy them with… Easier said then done.