Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Scotland Blog #11- Dr. Pepper WHAT?!?!

They have Dr. Pepper ZERO here! I’ve never heard of such a thing before! This country is officially the place to be. Dr. Pepper with ZERO CALORIES!?!?!?! I’d drink that shit everyday! That bitch would be my Holy Grail; my life Elixir; my titty milk from God. If I had that in my daily life, well, let’s cut to the chase… FUCK WATER! My only regret is that I didn’t buy it while I was there ;-(

Yes, I was too broke to buy a soda on my last day in Scotland. But if I knew they had such heavenly things I would have spent all my money on this rather than other stupid things people call necessities... who needs food? I mean REALLY?

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