Thursday, April 23, 2009

I Deserve a Merit Badge in Creepiness

So what the fuck is wrong with me? I was on my way to my friend Vanessa's house for a fun evening together, when something strange happened. I looked over at the car next to me and I saw a very hot guy beside me. I saw in his back window a uniform hanging. So of course I got turned on. Who doesn't like a hot guy in uniform?

Then I realized what kind of uniform it was: Boy Scouts. Tell me why my initial reaction was to wonder if he's one of those leaders who loves the little boys? What's more disturbing is that my mind thought that if he was, then maybe I had a shot with him; because if he liked boys then he must obviously like men.

WTF is wrong with me. So apparently I want a pedo boy scout leader. Yeah, I have issues. Please slap me!

- SBP Mobile: Slapping Bitches on the Go

1 comment:

  1. But don't we all want one of those, deep down inside? I think I do.