Friday, April 24, 2009

Love Story in the Walgreens Parking Lot

This old lady was fucking me with her eyes as I was getting in my car to leave. She was on her break, smoking a cigarette and looked like she's been around the block a few times. I'm pretty sure she was imagining sucking me off as she went at the cigarette in her mouth.

Could it have been my cut off jean shorts? My cute ass Hurley shirt? Or the Nick and Norah soundtrack bangin from my '04 Jetta?

But nonetheless, we had a moment. And I broke her heart as I drove away.... grillin as I gave her my stank face.

- SBP Mobile: Slapping Bitches on the Go

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